TO DO LIST

Read carefully. This made my day.


TO DO LIST:


1. WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS "LIFE" ON IT AND HAND OUT LEMONS ON THE STREET CORNER.


2. HIRE TWO PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS AND HAVE THEM STALK .


3.MAJOR IN PHILOSOPHY. ASK PEOPLE why THEY WOULD LIKE FRIES WITH THAT.

4. GO INTO A CROWDED ELEVATOR AND SAY "i BET YOUR WONDERING WHY I HAVE GATHERED YOU HERE" WITH A PERFECTLY STRAIGHT FACE.

5. MAKE VANILLA PUDDING AND PUT IT IN AN EMPTY MAYO JAR. WALK AROUND EATING IT.

6. BECOME A TEACHER. MAKE A TEST WHERE ALL THE ANSWERS ARE "C" . WATCH THEIR REACTIONS FOR FUN.

7. WAIT UNTILL SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO SNEEZE. RIGHT BEFORE THEY DO, YELL "PIKA, PIKAAA!!!!!"

8. RUN INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASK WHAT YEAR IT IS. WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS, YELL "IT WORKED!!!!!" AND RUN OUT CHEERING.

9. INVITE SOMEONE INTO YOUR OFFICE. TURN AROUND IN OFFICE CHAIR, SMILE CREEPILY, AND SAY "I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU..."

10. CHANGE NAME TO SIMON. SPEAK TO SELF IN THIRD PERSON.

11. BUY A PARROT. TEACH IT TO SAY "HELP! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A PARROT!!!"

12. FOLLOW JOGGERS AROUND IN CAR BLASTING "EYE OF THE TIGER" FOR ENCOURAGEMENT.

ok THX yall :P